Unmissable Gossip from Ethereum Manor: A Testnet Drama Unfolds! 👩‍💻✨

It is a universally acknowledged truth that a blockchain in possession of a solid reputation must be in want of continual upgrades. Thus, the esteemed developers of Ethereum have most assiduously selected their dates for the Pectra upgrade: February 24 shall see its debut onto the Holesky Testnet, followed by a most elegant promenade upon the Sepolia testnet on March 5. If the fates smile upon their endeavors (and one hopes they shall, for propriety’s sake), the Pectra suit shall grace the mainnet ball as early as April 8. 🕺💃

During a recent Core Developer assembly – no doubt, a gathering of great wit and unrivaled sagacity – discussions turned to Mr. Beiko’s proposal to finalize the lofty Fusaka upgrade before our dear Pectra’s grand début. One could scarcely contain one’s amusement at Beiko’s suggestion to *extend* the EIP submission period, as though developers were ladies in need of extra time to lace their corsets. How diverting! Truly, these diligent efforts represent no small attachment to Ethereum’sadvancement and refinement.

Let us raise our teacups in honor of these tireless guardians of blockchain society, who dote upon their protocol as Mrs. Bennet dotes upon the future marriage prospects of her five daughters. Perhaps, Ethereum will soon be the toast of the ballroom, or dare I say it, the envy of Brighton! 👏📜

2025-02-14 14:37