Биткойн-акулы просто играют в музыкальные стулья кошельками? 🎵🦈

Хорошо. Итак, как выясняется, биткоин ‘акулы’ (к сожалению, не настоящие морские существа) были очень заняты перемещением своих цифровых состояний, как в игре в Монополию, вышедшую из-под контроля. По словам резидента по данным Glassnode, CryptoVizArt.₿ (потому что, конечно, у них есть ₿ в имени), вся эта ‘аккумуляция’ может быть просто прикрытием. 🎲

Акулы накапливают BTC — или они просто плохо организуют свои кошельки? 🤷‍♀️

В шокирующе серьёзном посте на X (ранее Twitter, но Илон настаивает, чтобы мы называли его X сейчас), CryptoVizArt.₿ отметил, что «акулы» Bitcoin — те, кто владеет от 100 до 1,000 BTC (так, знаете ли, просто обычные миллионеры) — накапливают монеты, как будто готовятся к цифровому апокалипсису.

Но подождите! Прежде чем вы начнете паниковать и покупать трубки для ныряния с тематикой Bitcoin, оказывается, что это могут быть просто киты (более крупные игроки), играющие в Тетрис со своими кошельками. Потому что, честно говоря, кому не нравится разделять свое состояние на крошечные части и притворяться, что их несколько?

С середины ноября эти акулы предположительно поглотили ещё BTC на сумму, эквивалентную примерно нескольким яхтам. Но CryptoVizArt.₿, всегда скептик, спрашивает: «Это реальная покупка, или просто киты, притворяющиеся акулами?» Глубокие мысли. 🧐

Киты избавляются от активов, акулы ‘накапливают’ — или, может быть, все просто запутались? 🤔

Поворот сюжета: пока акулы якобы пировали, настоящие киты (держатели 100 000+ BTC) были заняты сбросом 300 000 BTC. Совпадение? Вряд ли.

И затем есть Coinbase, непринужденно перемещающая 640 000 BTC между своими кошельками, как будто кто-то переставляет мебель в 3 часа ночи. Итак, да, возможно, акулы не столько «накапливают», сколько просто наследуют остатки от китов, которым было лень хранить свои монеты в одном месте.

Вердикт? Согласно CryptoVizArt.₿:

Большая часть этой ‘акулий лихорадки’ — это просто крупные институты, перекладывающие свои собственные деньги. Не совсем тот бычий сигнал, на который мы надеялись. 🙄

Тем временем, цена Bitcoin… Meh. 📉

На данный момент, Bitcoin колеблется около $87,300 — падение на 3% за эту неделю. Так что, если вы не акула (или кит, или смущенный институциональный инвестор), возможно, просто подождите и наслаждайтесь драмой. 🍿

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